This is the last week for out of division play and just about everyone is the hunt for the playoffs. There are some really big bye weeks coming up and injuries are still an issue. The depth of everyone’s team and their managing abilities are more important now that they have been all year. The trade deadline is looming and now is the time to find possible fantasy playoff gems on the waiver wire. How are you handling things? I’m fairly certain Bambi just needs one more win to clinch a spot and if it’s even possible Krack would need to win out and some serious help. As he has stated in the text thread, he is ready for next year.

Also, some of you may know that Lexi is a teacher… Well, Kurt shared this beautifully written piece by one of her 5th graders. Capture Violence and Enjoy… (You can read it better by clicking it)

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• Deadline Dates
• Pick Up Report
• Family Feud
• Season Power Ranks
• Pat’s Alternative Standings*NEW*
• Mahon Consistency Ranks *NOT-SO-NEW*
• Weekly Power Ranks *NOT-SO-NEW*
• Image/Video/Gif of the Week
• Historical Player of the Week *NOT-SO-NEW*

Deadlines

Money Due: Monday October 14, 2013 (End of Week 6) PASSED

Trade Deadline: Wednesday November 6, 2013 (Noon) – THIS WEEK

Playoffs: Week 13, 14, 15&16

Year End Party: TBD

Pick Up Report

As of 3:29PM Thursday October 31, 2013
Revis And Butthead – 15 – (+90)
BLACK BALSAGNA – 11 – (+60)
Lawrenceville United – 9 (+30)
Less Than Zero – 9 (+30)
|\/|cNAlR’S Mayhem – 8 (+20)
Keystone St. Of Mind – 8 (+20)
Suck My Ditka – 7 (+20)
MSIDE’s Year – 7 (+10)
Stuart Scott’s Eye – 6
Monday Nightshift – 5
Krack – 5
Foster Kids – 4

That leaves us with 280 for the moment. Finished +400 last year.

PARTY INFO
So, right now it’s looking like we have two options in terms of weekends.

• Week of December 14th – Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.
• Sometime after Christmas – During the NFL Playoffs

I honestly don’t care which one we do. If we do during a playoff game the fantasy year will be over already, but that doesn’t matter. If we do the first option, I believe it would be week 15… the first week of the Championship. Start getting together what you prefer and if you can do either.

Vote Results (so far)
Week 15: ii (2)
NFL Playoffs: iii (3)
Either: iiiii (5)

Family Feud Update

I have decided to change the scoring a little on this so you fools can’t Google the questions and get the answers.

This weeks Question: What is the most common Halloween costume?
Walt: (0)
Mahon: Ghost (1)
Akoz: Spider-Man (1)
Beibs: Witch (1)
Bambi: (0)
KMart: Vampire (2)
Staudt: Scream (2)
Justin: Scream (2)
Buck: (0)
Pat: Vampire (2)
Shane: (0)
Kurt: Clown (1)
Legend: Myers (1)
Nate: (0)
Krack: (0)

Season Standings:
Mahon: 3/7/5/0/2/1 – 18
Walt: 1/7/5/3/1/0 – 17
Akoz: 3/7/5/1/0/1 – 17
Beibs: 1/7/5/2/0/1 – 16
KMart: 3/2/5/2/2/2 – 16
Bambi: 1/7/5/0/1/0 – 14
Staudt: 1/2/5/3/1/2 – 14
Justin: 3/1/5/2/0/2 – 13
Pat: 3/7/0/0/0/2 – 12
Buck: 2/0/5/3/0/0 – 10
Shane: 1/2/5/0/0/0 – 8
Kurt: 0/7/0/0/0/1 – 8
Legend: 2/1/1/2/1/1 – 8
Nate: 3/0/1/0/1/0 – 5
Krack: 0/2/0/0/0/0 – 2

Season Rankings

About: Made up of the fantasysp team rating, fantasysp starter ranking, Points scored the previous three weeks, the current weeks projected point total, and Staudt’s own ranking.

Pat’s Alternate Standings

About: This ranking takes into account whether you had a top 6 finish that week, and gives you a point if you did so. It also gives a team an extra 2 points if the team is in the top 6 in points at the end of the year. Wins are worth 2 points, ties are worth 1, and losses are worth 0 (sorry Krack). I think it get’s skewed a little bit when you add in the total points for, but I feel that in a true points system, that aspect should be counted.

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Mahon’s Consistency Rankings

About: The lower the Standard deviation, the more consistent you’re team points were week to week. These are only regular season averages and standard deviations. These ranks can be considered to be skewed because it weighs average points and consistency equally.

Weekly Rankings

About: When I put together these rankings I take an average ranking for this weeks players and match them up against the rest of the league. Each starting position is matched up against every other team. Every position is ranked. QB, RB1, RB2, WR1, WR2, FLEX, TE, D, and K.

NFL Video/Image/Gif of the Week

…And in the spirit of Halloween…

Player Spotlight

WEEK 8: Joe Montana

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Shit is getting intense. Bye week pickups matter. Injuries are by the dozen. Literally. According to this, ARTICLE, 2013 has been worst for fantasy injuries in 21st century. 177 skill position players have missed ≥1 game, highest since 2000 and 25% above 2000-2013 average. Great. More will come, too. Also, Miley Cirus.

Here we go…. No 5 Q’s this week, but Party Info is there.

• Deadline Dates
• Pick Up Report
• Weekly Interview
• 5 Quick Questions
• Family Feud
• Season Power Ranks
• Mahon Consistency Ranks *SEMI-NEW*
• Weekly Power Ranks *SEMI-NEW*
• Image/Video/Gif of the Week
• Historical Player of the Week *SEMI-NEW*

Deadlines

Money Due: Monday October 14, 2013 (End of Week 6) PASSED

Trade Deadline: Wednesday November 6, 2013 (Noon) – COMING SOON, VERY SOON

Playoffs: Week 13, 14, 15&16

Year End Party: TBD

Pick Up Report

As of 10:06AM Sunday October 20, 2013
Revis And Butthead – 15 – (+90)
BLACK BALSAGNA – 10 – (+50)
Lawrenceville United – 8 (+20)
Less Than Zero – 8 (+20)
Suck My Ditka – 5 (+20)
Stuart Scott’s Eye – 6
|\/|cNAlR’S Mayhem – 6
Keystone St. Of Mind – 6
MSIDE’s Year – 6
Foster Kids – 4
Monday Nightshift – 4
Krack – 3

That leaves us with 200 for the moment. Finished +400 last year.

PARTY INFO
So, right now it’s looking like we have two options in terms of weekends.

• Week of December 14th – Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.
• Sometime after Christmas – During the NFL Playoffs

I honestly don’t care which one we do. If we do during a playoff game the fantasy year will be over already, but that doesn’t matter. If we do the first option, I believe it would be week 15… the first week of the Championship. Start getting together what you prefer and if you can do either.

Weekly Interview

NO

Five Quick Questions

NO

Family Feud Update

I have decided to change the scoring a little on this so you fools can’t Google the questions and get the answers.

…NO…

Season Standings:
Walt: 1/7/5/3/1 – 17
Mahon: 3/7/5/0/2 – 17
Akoz: 3/7/5/1/0 – 16
Beibs: 1/7/5/2/0 – 15
Bambi: 1/7/5/0/1 – 14
KMart: 3/2/5/2/2 – 14
Staudt: 1/2/5/3/1 – 12
Justin: 3/1/5/2/0 – 11
Buck: 2/0/5/3/0 – 10
Pat: 3/7/0/0/0 – 10
Shane: 1/2/5/0/0 – 8
Kurt: 0/7/0/0/0 – 7
Legend: 2/1/1/2/1 – 7
Nate: 3/0/1/0/1 – 5
Krack: 0/2/0/0/0 – 2

Season Rankings

About: Made up of the fantasysp team rating, fantasysp starter ranking, Points scored the previous three weeks, the current weeks projected point total, and Staudt’s own ranking.

Mahon’s Consistency Rankings

About: The lower the Standard deviation, the more consistent you’re team points were week to week. These are only regular season averages and standard deviations. These ranks can be considered to be skewed because it weighs average points and consistency equally.

Weekly Rankings

About: When I put together these rankings I take an average ranking for this weeks players and match them up against the rest of the league. Each starting position is matched up against every other team. Every position is ranked. QB, RB1, RB2, WR1, WR2, FLEX, TE, D, and K.

*Right now the site where I get these positional Rankings is not working at all. I will notify everyone if it gets fixed and I update these rankings.

NFL Video/Image/Gif of the Week

Player Spotlight

WEEK 7: RANDY MOSS

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So, it’s the half way point in the year. Has your first round pick panned out? Do you think you have a shot? What will 6 more wins get you? There is half gone, but still a ton of season left. The schedule worked out this year to have an epic last three weeks of the regular season because they are Division games. I plan on posting a short mid week update this week that will include some mid season stats and information about the year end party….

• Deadline Dates
• Pick Up Report
• Weekly Interview
• 5 Quick Questions
• Family Feud
• Season Power Ranks
• Mahon Consistency Ranks *NEW*
• Weekly Power Ranks *NEW*
• Image/Video/Gif of the Week
• Historical Player of the Week *NEW*

Deadlines

Money Due: Monday October 14, 2013 (End of Week 6)

Trade Deadline: Wednesday November 6, 2013 (Noon)

Playoffs: Week 13, 14, 15&16

Year End Party: TBD

Pick Up Report

As of 10:06AM Sunday October 20, 2013
Revis And Butthead – 12 – (+60)
BLACK BALSAGNA – 9 – (+40)
Lawrenceville United – 6
Stuart Scott’s Eye – 6
Less Than Zero – 5
Suck My Ditka – 5
|\/|cNAlR’S Mayhem – 5
Keystone St. Of Mind – 5
MSIDE’s Year – 5
Foster Kids – 3
Monday Nightshift – 3
Krack – 3

Weekly Interview

*Check back for an interview, or a few, in the coming weeks.

Five Quick Questions

1. Steelers/ Ravens ?
2. Most Underrated team in fantasy?
3. Red Sox / Cardinals ?
4. Craziest thing all week?
5. Picture?

Legend

1. Ravens
2. Mahon
3. Red Sox
4. Malkin SO Goal vs Nucks
5. I’m goin…

Crawford

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Nate

1. Steelers
2. United
3. Bo Sox
4. Football playing in my living room… Unfortunately.
5. NSFW (Nudity)

Walt

1. Steelers
2. Us
3. Cards
4. Davey Septak dancing on Carnegie Street
5.

KMart

1. Steelers
2. Nightshift
3. Bo Sox
4. …
5.

Beibs

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Staudt

1. Steelers
2. Underrated… Less Than Zero
3. Cardinals in 5
4. A 6 year old and a 4 Year old get on the bus in Avalon, alone. They were at the stop alone as well, waived the bus down, took their seats, pulled the string in a timely fashion. Exited the bus. Went on with life.
5.

Champ

1. Steelers
2. Nightshift
3. Cards
4. Keith calling out all of Philly and West Chester on Facebook
5.

Pat

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Dill

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Akoz

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Bambi

1. Steelers
2. My Team. I’m 5-1 and still get no respect.
3. Cardinals
4. Nothing unusual
5.

Shane

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Kurt

1. Steelers
2. MSide’s Year. Not deep, but starting lineup is top yet is least talked about.
3. Cards
4. I saw a man wearing nothing but a tuxedo jacket on 79 South near the Meadows Casino. He was holding a sign that said I lost my money, my family, my dignity but I still look good. Then he started to run back and forth across the highway.
5.

Krack

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Family Feud Update

I have decided to change the scoring a little on this so you fools can’t Google the questions and get the answers.

This weeks Question: Name a movie monster who could take Dracula in a fight:
This weeks Answers:
Justin: (0)
KMart: Frankenstein(2)
Shane: (0)
Walt: Reptar(1)
Beibs: (0)
Bambi: Stay Puff Marshmallow Man from Ghost Busters(1)
Staudt: Jason Voorhees(1)
Mahon: Frankenstein(2)
Akoz: (0)
Dill: (0)
Keith: Mike Myers(1)
Nate: Godzilla(1)
Kurt: (0)
Pat: (0)
Krack: (0)

Season Standings:
Walt: 1/7/5/3/1 – 17
Mahon: 3/7/5/0/2 – 17
Akoz: 3/7/5/1/0 – 16
Beibs: 1/7/5/2/0 – 15
Bambi: 1/7/5/0/1 – 14
KMart: 3/2/5/2/2 – 14
Staudt: 1/2/5/3/1 – 12
Justin: 3/1/5/2/0 – 11
Buck: 2/0/5/3/0 – 10
Pat: 3/7/0/0/0 – 10
Shane: 1/2/5/0/0 – 8
Kurt: 0/7/0/0/0 – 7
Legend: 2/1/1/2/1 – 7
Nate: 3/0/1/0/1 – 5
Krack: 0/2/0/0/0 – 2

Season Rankings

About: Made up of the fantasysp team rating, fantasysp starter ranking, Points scored the previous three weeks, the current weeks projected point total, and Staudt’s own ranking.

Mahon’s Consistency Rankings

About: The lower the Standard deviation, the more consistent you’re team points were week to week. These are only regular season averages and standard deviations. These ranks can be considered to be skewed because it weighs average points and consistency equally.

Weekly Rankings

About: When I put together these rankings I take an average ranking for this weeks players and match them up against the rest of the league. Each starting position is matched up against every other team. Every position is ranked. QB, RB1, RB2, WR1, WR2, FLEX, TE, D, and K.
For example… if, out of the 12 starting QBs in the league for the week, you have the highest ranked one you will get a 1, if you have the lowest ranked even if it’s say the 14th ranked QB for the week. You will get a 12. Now, this is that way for QB, D, K, and TE(if you are starting 1 TE). For WR, RB, and FLEX it will take your highest ranked at each position and make then your “1.” So, even if you have AP in your flex spot it will consider him your “RB1” and compare him and him only to everyone elses RB1. It will then take your next best RB in your lineup and make them your “RB2.” Same thing goes for WR. Flex position will just take the 3rd RB, 3rd WR, or 2nd ranked TE and compare them in the FLEX rankings to everyone elses flex guy.
It might seem complicated, but it really isn’t and if you are struggling with it, just ask me to explain it in person.

NFL Video/Image/Gif of the Week

Player Spotlight

WEEK 6: Barry Sanders

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I know, I know, I missed last week, but I also left Calvin Johnson in my lineup. Luckily enough (and unlucky for Keith) I had Witten and Romo and that was enough. This week we had a unbelievable thread that froze my phone several times and at one point I had 30+ new text messages. Trades again. As much as it hurts to watch one guy get someone you think is a beast for someone you think is a bust… we just never know and everyone perceives players differently. Plain and simple. That BEAST could get hurt (Look back to me trading for Forte after everyone bitched). There are winners and there are losers in the NFL, Fantasy Match-ups, and Trades.

We have a couple new features this week, but no interview. I *plan* on trying to get a couple guys interviewed in a particular week to try and catch up to fit everyone in at some point this season.

As for the new things this week… I am giving John a section for his consistency ranks and as long as he continues to update them, I will as well. I am also introducing a “Weekly” power ranking. They will be explained a little further in detail in their given sections…. So, without further ado…

• Deadline Dates
• Pick Up Report
• Weekly Interview
• 5 Quick Questions
• Family Feud
• Season Power Ranks
• Mahon Consistency Ranks *NEW*
• Weekly Power Ranks *NEW*
• Image/Video/Gif of the Week

Deadlines

Money Due: Monday October 14, 2013 (End of Week 6)

Trade Deadline: Wednesday November 6, 2013 (Noon)

Playoffs: Week 13, 14, 15&16

Year End Party: TBD

Pick Up Report

As of 11:39AM Sunday October 13, 2013
Revis And Butthead – 10 – (+40)
BLACK BALSAGNA – 8 – (+30)
Less Than Zero – 5
Lawrenceville United – 5
Suck My Ditka – 5
Stuart Scott’s Eye – 5
|\/|cNAlR’S Mayhem – 5
Keystone St. Of Mind – 4
MSIDE’s Year – 4
Foster Kids – 3
Monday Nightshift – 3
Krack – 2

Weekly Interview

*Check back for an interview, or a few, in the coming weeks.

Five Quick Questions

1. Who would win in a fight, a Taco or a Grilled Cheese
2. If you could do one thing over again, what would it be?
3. Favorite Salad Dressing?
4. Best Fantasy TE outside Jimmy Graham?
5. HOU/SF?

Legend

1. Taco because the shell protects him from body shots.
2. School
3. Ranch
4. Owen Daniels
5. HOU

Crawford

1. Teh Taco would win and here is why: Ideally a grilled cheese is just melted cheese and bread whereas a taco is comprised of a shell, beef, and numerous toppings (lettuce, tamatoe, etc.). In a fight I believe the taco would disassemble and have a numbers advantage, thus jumping the grilled cheese and beating it to death. It would look like a Dean’s field beat down from the early 2000’s.
2. I would’ve talked my teammate out of going to college.
3. Ranch
4. Gates
5. SF

Nate

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Walt

1. Grilled cheese because it has the weight advantage. Plus, if you put a couple different Cheeses in that bitch it would be rolling deep.
2. Central because it was fun and I would bitch slap Bro Allen.
3. Italian
4. Jordan Cameron
5. SF

KMart

1. A taco, because he is all beefed up.
2. College, I wouldn’t of went.
3. Caesar.
4. Bennett
5. SF

Beibs

1. Grilled Cheese if ur talking about Grilli.
2. My career choices.
3.
4. Gates
5. SF

Staudt

1. I think the grilled cheese is a very strong underdog in this question. You would initially think that the Taco has more to it, but any grilled cheese can have a number of veggies and/or meats thrown in as well. Also, there is a great chance that when this Taco stands up it loses most of its ingredients. The shell is fragile. A nicely cooked GC will be perfectly melted together giving a stronger hold and solid body to defeat. In the end, with the right preparation, the GC will never lose.
2. This one time I was in a last hour/minute/second bidding war on Ebay for this WrestleFest Arcade Game. I had it won, and for like $200 total which is insanely low. I remember it clear as day, at my Aunts for Thanksgiving I was talked out of buying it… “Where are you going to put it?” “That is a waste of money.” Well, shit.
3. Raspberry Vinaigrette
4. J.Thomas
5. SF

Champ

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Pat

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Dill

1. Taco, it has more ingredients to use against the grilled cheese.
2. High School.
3. Ranch
4. Cameron
5. HOU

Akoz

1. Grilled Cheese because it taste better with Ketchup.
2. Vacation from two years ago.
3. BBQ Sauce
4. Cameron
5. Houston

Bambi

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Shane

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Kurt

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Krack

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Family Feud Update

I have decided to change the scoring a little on this so you fools can’t Google the questions and get the answers.

This weeks Question: Name one of the 7 Dwarfs:
This weeks Answers:
Justin: Dopey (2)
KMart: Dopey (2)
Shane: (0)
Walt: Sleepy (3)
Beibs: Grumpy (2)
Bambi: (0)
Staudt: Sleepy (3)
Mahon: (0)
Akoz: Sleazy (1)
Dill: Sleepy (3)
Keith: Grumpy (2)
Nate: (0)
Kurt: (0)
Pat: (0)
Krack: (0)

Season Standings:
Walt: 1/7/5/3 – 16
Akoz: 3/7/5/1 – 16
Beibs: 1/7/5/2 – 15
Mahon: 3/7/5/0 – 15
Bambi: 1/7/5/0 – 13
KMart: 3/2/5/2 – 12
Justin: 3/1/5/2 – 11
Staudt: 1/2/5/3 – 11
Buck: 2/0/5/3 – 10
Pat: 3/7/0/0 – 10
Shane: 1/2/5/0 – 8
Kurt: 0/7/0/0 – 7
Legend: 2/1/1/2 – 6
Nate: 3/0/1/0 – 4
Krack: 0/2/0/0 – 2

Season Rankings

About: Made up of the fantasysp team rating, fantasysp starter ranking, Points scored the previous three weeks, the current weeks projected point total, and Staudt’s own ranking.

Season Long Power Rankings – Click to Enlarge

Mahon’s Consistency Rankings

About: The lower the Standard deviation, the more consistent you’re team points were week to week. These are only regular season averages and standard deviations. These ranks can be considered to be skewed because it weighs average points and consistency equally.

2013 -Week 5 Consistency Ranks provided by J. Mahon. – Click to Enlarge

Weekly Rankings

About: When I put together these rankings I take an average ranking for this weeks players and match them up against the rest of the league. Each starting position is matched up against every other team. Every position is ranked. QB, RB1, RB2, WR1, WR2, FLEX, TE, D, and K.
For example… if, out of the 12 starting QBs in the league for the week, you have the highest ranked one you will get a 1, if you have the lowest ranked even if it’s say the 14th ranked QB for the week. You will get a 12. Now, this is that way for QB, D, K, and TE(if you are starting 1 TE). For WR, RB, and FLEX it will take your highest ranked at each position and make then your “1.” So, even if you have AP in your flex spot it will consider him your “RB1” and compare him and him only to everyone elses RB1. It will then take your next best RB in your lineup and make them your “RB2.” Same thing goes for WR. Flex position will just take the 3rd RB, 3rd WR, or 2nd ranked TE and compare them in the FLEX rankings to everyone elses flex guy.
It might seem complicated, but it really isn’t and if you are struggling with it, just ask me to explain it in person.

Weekly Starting Lineup Ranks – Click to Enlarge

NFL Video/Image/Gif of the Week

WEEK 4:

There is always someone doing something stupid on live TV.

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6 trades in two days? I can honestly say that it looks like every team that traded got better (although Krack might have a different take on that). Looking back through the past years we have never had that many trades in one week of play. It doesn’t seem like things are going to slow down any time soon, so we might consider voting on the trade limit. It is at 5 now, but can be moved to 10 or even taken off. A unanimous vote to have it changed this season would be needed, otherwise 8/12 needed for next season.

Other than the trades we saw Dill go 3-0 for the first time in his career and Mahon and Krack, two of the usual powerhouses, go 0-3. It is still only the end of the first quarter of the regular season, but seeing the standings jump around like this shows how difficult it is year to year.

With all of these trades happening, the way these teams have started, and the BYE weeks starting… we will see which managers truly stand out.

Moving on… as usual we have…

• Deadline Dates
• Pick Up Report
• Weekly Interview
• 5 Quick Questions
• Family Feud
• Power Ranks
• Image/Video/Gif of the Week

Deadlines

Money Due: Monday October 14, 2013 (End of Week 6)

Trade Deadline: Wednesday November 6, 2013 (Noon)

Playoffs: Week 13, 14, 15&16

Year End Party: TBD

Pick Up Report

As of 10:07AM Sunday September 29, 2013
Revis And Butthead – 5
BLACK BALSAGNA – 4
|\/|cNAlR’S Mayhem – 4
Stuart Scott’s Eye – 3
Keystone St. Of Mind – 3
Lisfranc Injury – 3
Lawrenceville United – 3
Krack – 2
Suck My Ditka – 2
Foster Kids – 2
MSIDE’s Year – 2
Monday Nightshift – 0

Weekly Interview

Five Quick Questions

1. Blonde, Brunette, or Other?
2. T or A?
3. Best song out right now?
4. Steelers first win?
5. Biggest bust of the year?

Legend

1. “All options are good except Green or Blue or some Crazy Color”
2. “I gotta go wit both but picking 1 it would be tits.”
3. None
4. They won’t
5. Chris Johnson

Crawford

1. Blonde
2. Ass
3. Helmz ft. Hopsin – Talent Show
4. Week 6
5. Someone from our team, probably Sproles

Nate

1. As long as she has a puddy
2. TIts
3. Wale – Vanity
4. Week 6 (Jets)
5. M. Ball

Walt

1. Brunette
2. Ass
3. French Montana – Worried Bout Nothin’
4. Week 4
5. RG3

KMart

1. Blonde
2. Tits
3. None
4. This week
5. Foster

Beibs

1. Blonde
2. Ass
3. Lil Mike and Funny Bones – Rain Dance
4. This Week
5. Foster

Staudt

1. Brunette
2. Tits
3. Action Bronson – Alligator
4. Jets
5. Hmm.. D. Wilson on my squad. RG3 otherwise.

Champ

1. Other (All other)
2. Tits
3. Rihanna – We Found Love
4. Week 7
5. C. Kaepernick

Pat

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Dill

1. Brunette
2. Ass
3. Awolnation – Sail
4. Week 4
5. Ridley

Akoz

1. Other, Ginger for some odd reason
2. Ass all day
3. JZ and JT – Holy Grail
4. This week
5. Ray Rice

Bambi

1. Brunette
2. Ass
3. Anything Taylor Swift
4. This week
5. FOster

Shane

1. Blonde
2. Ass
3. Migos ft. Drake – Versace
4. This week
5. Ray Rice

Kurt

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Krack

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Family Feud Update

This weeks Question: Name an animal that we eat that would never eat us:
This weeks Ranks:
Justin: Cow(58)
KMart: Cow(58)
Shane: Cow(58)
Walt: Cow(58)
Beibs: Cow(58)
Bambi: Chicken(26)
Staudt: Chicken(26)
Mahon: Chicken(26)
Akoz: Chicken(26)
Dill: Chicken(26)
Keith: Deer(2)
Nate: Shrimp(0)
Kurt: (0)
Pat: (0)
Krack: (0)

Season Standings:
Justin: 29/32/58 (119)
KMart: 21/0/58 (79)
Staudt: 23/24/26 (73)
Walt: 0/13/58 (71)
Beibs: 0/13/58 (71)
Mahon: 29/13/26 (66)
Akoz: 21/13/26 (60)
Shane: 0/0/58 (58)
Buck: 8/13/26 (47)
Bambi: 0/13/26 (39)
Nate: 29/0/0 (29)
Krack: 0/24/0 (24)
Pat: 0/13/0 (13)
Kurt: 0/13/0 (13)
Legend: 8/0/2 (10)

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Sorry about last week. I won’t miss another week. Well, maybe one. Anyways I have the deadlines still up, the weekly pickup report, interview with all the other usual stuff. Power Ranks updated as well. Enjoy.

• Deadline Dates
• Pick Up Report
• Weekly Interview
• 5 Quick Questions
• Family Feud
• Power Ranks
• Image/Video/Gif of the Week

Deadlines

Money Due: Monday October 14, 2013 (End of Week 6)

Trade Deadline: Wednesday November 6, 2013 (Noon)

Playoffs: Week 13, 14, 15&16

Year End Party: TBD

Pick Up Report

As of 12:16PM Sunday September 22, 2013
Stuart Scott’s Eye – 3
BLACK BALSAGNA – 3
Keystone St. Of Mind – 3
Revis And Butthead – 3
Lisfranc Injury – 2
Krack – 2
Suck My Ditka – 2
Lawrenceville United – 2
|\/|cNAlR’S Mayhem – 2
Foster Kids – 2
MSIDE’s Year – 2
Monday Nightshift – 0

Weekly Interview

Five Quick Questions

1. Steelers/Bengals
2. Steelers .500?
3. High Scorer for the Year
4. How do you feel about your team after week 1?
5. Mayweather/Canelo

Legend

1. Cin
2. Worse
3. Forte
4. Confident
5. Mayweather

Crawford

1. Pit
2. 500
3. Peterson
4. Confident
5. Mayweather

Nate

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Walt

1. Pit
2. Better
3. Brady
4. Confident
5. Mayweather

KMart

1. Pit
2. Better
3. Rodgers
4. Confident
5. Canelo

Beibs

1. Pit
2. Above
3. Foster
4. Undecided
5. Canelo

Staudt

1. Cin
2. .500
3. AD (AP)
4. Confident
5. Mayweather

Champ

1. Pit
2. Below
3. P. Manning
4. Undecided bordering on scared
5. Mayweather

Pat

1. Pit
2. Worse
3. Calvin
4. Confident
5. Mayweather

Dill

1.
2. 10-6
3. Shady
4. As good as Draft Day
5.

Akoz

1. Pit
2. Better. 10-6
3. Slick Mike Vick
4. Cocky and Confident
5. Mayweather

Bambi

1. Pit
2. Worse
3. Bush
4. Confident
5. Money May all Day

Shane

1. Cinci
2. Worse
3. DMC
4. Very Confident
5. Money

Kurt

1. Pit
2. Above (9-7)
3. Cam
4. Undecided. I like what I saw from Nicks but CJ2K is again a question mark. Also, I think Bell is going to be a solid PPR flex option for me all year.
5. Mayweather (TMT all night baby)

Krack

1. Cincy
2. Worse
3. Payton
4. Undecided because I have 5 worthy wideouts to start. All trade proposals welcomed, except if you offer Taxans D for Boldin straight up (Mahon).
5. CANELO CANELO CANELO

Family Feud Update

This weeks Question: Name a Kind of Cheese:
This weeks Ranks:
Justin: Cheddar (32)
Krack: Swiss (24)
Staudt: SWiss (24)
Mahon: ‘Merican (13)
Walt: American (13)
Akoz: American (13)
Beibs: American (13)
Kurt: White American (13)
Pat: American (13)
Bambi: American (13)
Keith: Cottage (0)
KMart: Provolone (0)
Shane: Provolone (0)

Season Standings:
Justin: 29/32 (61)
Staudt: 23/24 (47)
Mahon: 29/13 (42)
Akoz: 21/13 (34)
Nate: 29/0 (29)
Krack: 0/24 (24)
Buck: 8/13 (21)
KMart: 21/0 (21)
Walt: 0/13 (13)
Beibs: 0/13 (13)
Pat: 0/13 (13)
Bambi: 0/13 (13)
Kurt: 0/13 (13)
Legend: 8/0 (8)
Shane: 0/0 (0)

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Again, I would like to thank everyone for a successful and speedy draft. Aside from the whole check debacle, everything went smoothly and great (and we can blame that mostly on the waitress, although ya’ll jagoffs could have stayed a minute). Also, much like last year, we again broke the record for amount of money paid up front for the draft. I guess a free transaction goes a long way. Maybe next year all 12 teams will be paid up front. Maybe. I’m not sure why, but I am really excited about this year’s season. I like the diversity of the teams and I truly believe that the league in general is getting harder and harder to draft in. Or, maybe this was just a tough year. Either way, hats off to ya because we are a strong league. The strongest.

As for the update, I don’t really have much going on yet, no interview, no analysis, etc. I do, however, have the following:

• Deadline Dates
• Rule Changes
• 5 Quick Questions
• Family Feud
• Power Ranks
• Image/Video/Gif of the Week

Deadlines

Money Due: Monday October 14, 2013 (End of Week 6)

Trade Deadline: Wednesday November 6, 2013 (Noon)

Playoffs: Week 13, 14, 15&16

Year End Party: TBD

Rule Changes

The only rule change right now is to learn our draft position a week or two before the scheduled draft. However, this is unofficial. I will be conducting rule change votes via text in the next few weeks.

Five Quick Questions

1. Team Captain
2. Team Sleeper
3. Player You Wanted but Didn’t Get
4. Ship Favorite
5. DIY Snack at Home

Legend

1. M. Ryan
2. Z. Stacy
3. Lacy
4. Krack
5. Wings

Crawford

1. Rodgers
2. Myers
3. Hernandez
4. DDC
5. “I make the best pb&j sammich in Western PA”

Nate

1. Rowdy White
2. Christine Michael
3. Mega
4. Keith
5. Bowl of J Higgs Buffalo Wings Chips

Walt

1. Foster
2. Jeffrey
3. L. James
4. Pat
5. Grilled Cheese

KMart

1. Rodgers
2. Austin
3. D. Thomas
4. DDC
5. PB & J

Beibs

1. Brady
2. Hilton
3. Wayne
4. Black Balsagna
5. “Peanut Butter Sandwhich… no jelly cus it sucks”

Staudt

1. DeAng Williams
2. D. Hopkins
3. Gio Bernard
4. Keith
5. Grilled Cheese’s, that is, multiple kinds of cheese

Champ

1. M. Floyd
2. J. Jones
3. Amendola
4. Keystone Killa
5. Egg Sammiches

Pat

1. A. Johnson
2. Broyles
3. Lacy
4. Monday Night Shift
5. Oreos & Milk

Dill

1. McCoy
2. L. Miller
3. Bush
4. Pat (Depending on the Skins)
5. Pep & Cheese Crackers

Akoz

1. DMC
2. Vick
3. RG3
4. Mahon or Staudt
5. Peanuts

Bambi

1. Colin
2. V. Brown
3. CJ2K
4. Kurt
5. Mac N Cheese

Shane

1. DMC
2. Vick
3. RG3
4. Keith
5. Buff Chick Dip

Kurt

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Krack

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Family Feud Update

This weeks Question: Reason someone might make fun of your car:

This weeks Ranks:
Justin: Old (29)
Nate: Old (29)
Mahon: Old (29)
Staudt: Dirty (23)
KMart: The Color (21)
Akoz: It’s Pink (21)
Legend: Rusty (8)
Buck: Rust (8)
Walt: I Don’t own one (0)
Beibs: Doesn’t Start (0)
Pat: It looks like a Chick Car (0)
Bambi: The Horn (0)
Shane: Family Stickers on the Back Windshield (0)

Season Standings:
Same as above, duh.

Weekly Rankings

Almost the same format as last year for the pre-season ranks. I used Mahon’s Starter’s Points For Numbers for the ESPN Value rather than the entire Teams. This takes starting positions into consideration for the rankings.

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