6 trades in two days? I can honestly say that it looks like every team that traded got better (although Krack might have a different take on that). Looking back through the past years we have never had that many trades in one week of play. It doesn’t seem like things are going to slow down any time soon, so we might consider voting on the trade limit. It is at 5 now, but can be moved to 10 or even taken off. A unanimous vote to have it changed this season would be needed, otherwise 8/12 needed for next season.

Other than the trades we saw Dill go 3-0 for the first time in his career and Mahon and Krack, two of the usual powerhouses, go 0-3. It is still only the end of the first quarter of the regular season, but seeing the standings jump around like this shows how difficult it is year to year.

With all of these trades happening, the way these teams have started, and the BYE weeks starting… we will see which managers truly stand out.

Moving on… as usual we have…

• Deadline Dates
• Pick Up Report
• Weekly Interview
• 5 Quick Questions
• Family Feud
• Power Ranks
• Image/Video/Gif of the Week

Deadlines

Money Due: Monday October 14, 2013 (End of Week 6)

Trade Deadline: Wednesday November 6, 2013 (Noon)

Playoffs: Week 13, 14, 15&16

Year End Party: TBD

Pick Up Report

As of 10:07AM Sunday September 29, 2013
Revis And Butthead – 5
BLACK BALSAGNA – 4
|\/|cNAlR’S Mayhem – 4
Stuart Scott’s Eye – 3
Keystone St. Of Mind – 3
Lisfranc Injury – 3
Lawrenceville United – 3
Krack – 2
Suck My Ditka – 2
Foster Kids – 2
MSIDE’s Year – 2
Monday Nightshift – 0

Weekly Interview

Five Quick Questions

1. Blonde, Brunette, or Other?
2. T or A?
3. Best song out right now?
4. Steelers first win?
5. Biggest bust of the year?

Legend

1. “All options are good except Green or Blue or some Crazy Color”
2. “I gotta go wit both but picking 1 it would be tits.”
3. None
4. They won’t
5. Chris Johnson

Crawford

1. Blonde
2. Ass
3. Helmz ft. Hopsin – Talent Show
4. Week 6
5. Someone from our team, probably Sproles

Nate

1. As long as she has a puddy
2. TIts
3. Wale – Vanity
4. Week 6 (Jets)
5. M. Ball

Walt

1. Brunette
2. Ass
3. French Montana – Worried Bout Nothin’
4. Week 4
5. RG3

KMart

1. Blonde
2. Tits
3. None
4. This week
5. Foster

Beibs

1. Blonde
2. Ass
3. Lil Mike and Funny Bones – Rain Dance
4. This Week
5. Foster

Staudt

1. Brunette
2. Tits
3. Action Bronson – Alligator
4. Jets
5. Hmm.. D. Wilson on my squad. RG3 otherwise.

Champ

1. Other (All other)
2. Tits
3. Rihanna – We Found Love
4. Week 7
5. C. Kaepernick

Pat

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Dill

1. Brunette
2. Ass
3. Awolnation – Sail
4. Week 4
5. Ridley

Akoz

1. Other, Ginger for some odd reason
2. Ass all day
3. JZ and JT – Holy Grail
4. This week
5. Ray Rice

Bambi

1. Brunette
2. Ass
3. Anything Taylor Swift
4. This week
5. FOster

Shane

1. Blonde
2. Ass
3. Migos ft. Drake – Versace
4. This week
5. Ray Rice

Kurt

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Krack

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Family Feud Update

This weeks Question: Name an animal that we eat that would never eat us:
This weeks Ranks:
Justin: Cow(58)
KMart: Cow(58)
Shane: Cow(58)
Walt: Cow(58)
Beibs: Cow(58)
Bambi: Chicken(26)
Staudt: Chicken(26)
Mahon: Chicken(26)
Akoz: Chicken(26)
Dill: Chicken(26)
Keith: Deer(2)
Nate: Shrimp(0)
Kurt: (0)
Pat: (0)
Krack: (0)

Season Standings:
Justin: 29/32/58 (119)
KMart: 21/0/58 (79)
Staudt: 23/24/26 (73)
Walt: 0/13/58 (71)
Beibs: 0/13/58 (71)
Mahon: 29/13/26 (66)
Akoz: 21/13/26 (60)
Shane: 0/0/58 (58)
Buck: 8/13/26 (47)
Bambi: 0/13/26 (39)
Nate: 29/0/0 (29)
Krack: 0/24/0 (24)
Pat: 0/13/0 (13)
Kurt: 0/13/0 (13)
Legend: 8/0/2 (10)

Weekly Rankings

NFL Video/Image/Gif of the Week

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Sorry about last week. I won’t miss another week. Well, maybe one. Anyways I have the deadlines still up, the weekly pickup report, interview with all the other usual stuff. Power Ranks updated as well. Enjoy.

• Deadline Dates
• Pick Up Report
• Weekly Interview
• 5 Quick Questions
• Family Feud
• Power Ranks
• Image/Video/Gif of the Week

Deadlines

Money Due: Monday October 14, 2013 (End of Week 6)

Trade Deadline: Wednesday November 6, 2013 (Noon)

Playoffs: Week 13, 14, 15&16

Year End Party: TBD

Pick Up Report

As of 12:16PM Sunday September 22, 2013
Stuart Scott’s Eye – 3
BLACK BALSAGNA – 3
Keystone St. Of Mind – 3
Revis And Butthead – 3
Lisfranc Injury – 2
Krack – 2
Suck My Ditka – 2
Lawrenceville United – 2
|\/|cNAlR’S Mayhem – 2
Foster Kids – 2
MSIDE’s Year – 2
Monday Nightshift – 0

Weekly Interview

Five Quick Questions

1. Steelers/Bengals
2. Steelers .500?
3. High Scorer for the Year
4. How do you feel about your team after week 1?
5. Mayweather/Canelo

Legend

1. Cin
2. Worse
3. Forte
4. Confident
5. Mayweather

Crawford

1. Pit
2. 500
3. Peterson
4. Confident
5. Mayweather

Nate

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Walt

1. Pit
2. Better
3. Brady
4. Confident
5. Mayweather

KMart

1. Pit
2. Better
3. Rodgers
4. Confident
5. Canelo

Beibs

1. Pit
2. Above
3. Foster
4. Undecided
5. Canelo

Staudt

1. Cin
2. .500
3. AD (AP)
4. Confident
5. Mayweather

Champ

1. Pit
2. Below
3. P. Manning
4. Undecided bordering on scared
5. Mayweather

Pat

1. Pit
2. Worse
3. Calvin
4. Confident
5. Mayweather

Dill

1.
2. 10-6
3. Shady
4. As good as Draft Day
5.

Akoz

1. Pit
2. Better. 10-6
3. Slick Mike Vick
4. Cocky and Confident
5. Mayweather

Bambi

1. Pit
2. Worse
3. Bush
4. Confident
5. Money May all Day

Shane

1. Cinci
2. Worse
3. DMC
4. Very Confident
5. Money

Kurt

1. Pit
2. Above (9-7)
3. Cam
4. Undecided. I like what I saw from Nicks but CJ2K is again a question mark. Also, I think Bell is going to be a solid PPR flex option for me all year.
5. Mayweather (TMT all night baby)

Krack

1. Cincy
2. Worse
3. Payton
4. Undecided because I have 5 worthy wideouts to start. All trade proposals welcomed, except if you offer Taxans D for Boldin straight up (Mahon).
5. CANELO CANELO CANELO

Family Feud Update

This weeks Question: Name a Kind of Cheese:
This weeks Ranks:
Justin: Cheddar (32)
Krack: Swiss (24)
Staudt: SWiss (24)
Mahon: ‘Merican (13)
Walt: American (13)
Akoz: American (13)
Beibs: American (13)
Kurt: White American (13)
Pat: American (13)
Bambi: American (13)
Keith: Cottage (0)
KMart: Provolone (0)
Shane: Provolone (0)

Season Standings:
Justin: 29/32 (61)
Staudt: 23/24 (47)
Mahon: 29/13 (42)
Akoz: 21/13 (34)
Nate: 29/0 (29)
Krack: 0/24 (24)
Buck: 8/13 (21)
KMart: 21/0 (21)
Walt: 0/13 (13)
Beibs: 0/13 (13)
Pat: 0/13 (13)
Bambi: 0/13 (13)
Kurt: 0/13 (13)
Legend: 8/0 (8)
Shane: 0/0 (0)

Weekly Rankings

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Again, I would like to thank everyone for a successful and speedy draft. Aside from the whole check debacle, everything went smoothly and great (and we can blame that mostly on the waitress, although ya’ll jagoffs could have stayed a minute). Also, much like last year, we again broke the record for amount of money paid up front for the draft. I guess a free transaction goes a long way. Maybe next year all 12 teams will be paid up front. Maybe. I’m not sure why, but I am really excited about this year’s season. I like the diversity of the teams and I truly believe that the league in general is getting harder and harder to draft in. Or, maybe this was just a tough year. Either way, hats off to ya because we are a strong league. The strongest.

As for the update, I don’t really have much going on yet, no interview, no analysis, etc. I do, however, have the following:

• Deadline Dates
• Rule Changes
• 5 Quick Questions
• Family Feud
• Power Ranks
• Image/Video/Gif of the Week

Deadlines

Money Due: Monday October 14, 2013 (End of Week 6)

Trade Deadline: Wednesday November 6, 2013 (Noon)

Playoffs: Week 13, 14, 15&16

Year End Party: TBD

Rule Changes

The only rule change right now is to learn our draft position a week or two before the scheduled draft. However, this is unofficial. I will be conducting rule change votes via text in the next few weeks.

Five Quick Questions

1. Team Captain
2. Team Sleeper
3. Player You Wanted but Didn’t Get
4. Ship Favorite
5. DIY Snack at Home

Legend

1. M. Ryan
2. Z. Stacy
3. Lacy
4. Krack
5. Wings

Crawford

1. Rodgers
2. Myers
3. Hernandez
4. DDC
5. “I make the best pb&j sammich in Western PA”

Nate

1. Rowdy White
2. Christine Michael
3. Mega
4. Keith
5. Bowl of J Higgs Buffalo Wings Chips

Walt

1. Foster
2. Jeffrey
3. L. James
4. Pat
5. Grilled Cheese

KMart

1. Rodgers
2. Austin
3. D. Thomas
4. DDC
5. PB & J

Beibs

1. Brady
2. Hilton
3. Wayne
4. Black Balsagna
5. “Peanut Butter Sandwhich… no jelly cus it sucks”

Staudt

1. DeAng Williams
2. D. Hopkins
3. Gio Bernard
4. Keith
5. Grilled Cheese’s, that is, multiple kinds of cheese

Champ

1. M. Floyd
2. J. Jones
3. Amendola
4. Keystone Killa
5. Egg Sammiches

Pat

1. A. Johnson
2. Broyles
3. Lacy
4. Monday Night Shift
5. Oreos & Milk

Dill

1. McCoy
2. L. Miller
3. Bush
4. Pat (Depending on the Skins)
5. Pep & Cheese Crackers

Akoz

1. DMC
2. Vick
3. RG3
4. Mahon or Staudt
5. Peanuts

Bambi

1. Colin
2. V. Brown
3. CJ2K
4. Kurt
5. Mac N Cheese

Shane

1. DMC
2. Vick
3. RG3
4. Keith
5. Buff Chick Dip

Kurt

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Krack

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Family Feud Update

This weeks Question: Reason someone might make fun of your car:

This weeks Ranks:
Justin: Old (29)
Nate: Old (29)
Mahon: Old (29)
Staudt: Dirty (23)
KMart: The Color (21)
Akoz: It’s Pink (21)
Legend: Rusty (8)
Buck: Rust (8)
Walt: I Don’t own one (0)
Beibs: Doesn’t Start (0)
Pat: It looks like a Chick Car (0)
Bambi: The Horn (0)
Shane: Family Stickers on the Back Windshield (0)

Season Standings:
Same as above, duh.

Weekly Rankings

Almost the same format as last year for the pre-season ranks. I used Mahon’s Starter’s Points For Numbers for the ESPN Value rather than the entire Teams. This takes starting positions into consideration for the rankings.

NFL Video/Image/Gif of the Week

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