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Fantasy Week 4 – The Bye Weeks Are Among Us

Alright gentlemen, the first round of divisional games is over and the bye weeks are starting. There has been a very interesting change in just about everyone’s team thus far. BY trade, by injury, or by up and down play, there are no true teams that have dominated… like I did last year. It will be a very interesting next couple of weeks to see how everyone handles the byes and some of the bigger names that went down early come back. With that being said… err go the week 4 update.

For this week’s update there will be no interview instead I will raise some questions to think about the league and some possible rule changes or added things. The 5 quick questions, the weekly photo/video section, pick-up report, and Power Ranks have been updated.

Lastly we are half way to the first deadline… Money Due.


Deadlines

Money Due: Monday October 15, 2012 (End of Week 6)

Trade Deadline: Wednesday November 7, 2012 (Noon)

Playoffs: Week 13, 14, 15&16

Year End Party: TBD


Pick-Up Report
As of 5:22PM on 28 September 2012
Lawrenceville United: 5
Revis and Butthead: 5
Suck My Ditka: 4
C[][]L BREES: 4
No One Runs With My Bulls: 3
Sweaty BALSAGNA: 2
Stuart Scott’s Eye: 2
Krack: 1
|\/|cNair’s Mayhem: 1
Discount Double Check: 1


Kurt’s Weekly Interview:

Nobody this week. Instead, I will be bringing up some things about the league that we are going to vote on and I would like to see everyone’s response to some different ideas. I have been looking around at different message boards and websites for ideas regarding league rules. Also, the past few season I have created or joined some different free leagues on ESPN (2QB, Return Yards, 20 Team League, etc.) to see how things work out. So, none of this has to be an actual change but to get you thinking. I am also aware that some of this stuff has been voted on before but it never hurts to bring some stuff up again. I will conduct an official vote on each of these topics at some point, but want to get everyone thinking. IF they do pass, they WILL take effect next season and if it is unanimous, this season.

Scoring
First thing I wanted to start with was scoring. I feel that most of our scoring system is on point. With receptions the WR and pass catching RBs do get a bump, but it’s not too too much and actually levels things out as far as the top X amount goes. Qb’s at 4 might seem low but they have the ball every play and score the most touchdowns. There are three things at this point that I want us to think about.
1. Fractional scoring. Mostly every other league I have seen or read about has it. It does not change much, but will make a tie much more difficult and rewards players for those extra yards between whole points.

2. Return TDs for players rather than the defense.

3. Defense Points, yardage and points allowed in particular. In most of the other leagues I came across, kickers lose points for missed FG and defenses lost points once they reach a certain amount of points against. Now, theyw ouldnt start losing points right at 21, but more like 40. Also, defenses in some leagues get points for yards against. I personally like this, but only as like a bonus. Much like how we give WRs and RBs a bonus at 200 and QBs at 400, we could give the defense a 5 point bonus for holding a team under 100 total yards.

Rosters
The main thing with rosters that I wanted to bring up was the size and the starters. I like the idea of a two QB league, but it might not be right for 12 guys. I feel it is more like a 10 team league thing. With that being said, I like the 9 starters we have, even more so now with the Flex, but do you think the 9 person bench is too much and takes away from the glory of the waiver wire? We used to have 7 and we added two more, but it’s deep and thins out the wire. Many of the sites I go to for information has people talking about guys to pick up and when I look at our league, they are already on someones roster just about every time. That isn’t always a bad thing, but it might make the wire a little more interesting while generating more end of the year party funds at the same time. Also, thinking about the draft, no matter if we draft 10 or 20 guys every pick will always matter.

Payouts
I do not plan on changing the payout format as far as first, second and third goes but I do want to think about a weekly payout winner. As I mentioned last week, we could do a few things. The first is simply raise the entrance fee by a 12 or 24 and pay out the top scorer each week based on that (meaning like 10 or 20 bucks each week to the high scorer)…This wouldn’t be such a bad idea and is only a few bucks more for a chance to win more money. We could keep the entrance the same and take a percentage out… this is my least favorite. Lastly, and I think could be the best idea is to simply have the person with the lowest score for the week owe the person with the highest score of the week 10 bucks. It makes every week important for every person… even if you have 6 guys on the bye and 3 hurt, you have incentive to not come in last.

Tradition
This league is based on traditions. You know, we have grown from just about nothing, to a waiting list. We have the weekly updates, power ranks, interviews, and now the year end party. Well, I am looking to add a little more to this with some fun things. This idea is more open for talk (I will start a post on the ESPN site so that we can discuss further) but I am thinking some awards and bets. Like ideas that a person has to do if the come in last every year. Or some “beer” awards at the year-end-party for stuff like Most games correctly chosen from 5 questions, highest scoring qb/rb/wr/etc.


5 Quick Questions
1: Favorite retired player?
2: Worried or not about the byes?
3: How bad are the refs?
4: Saints @ Packers?
5: If you were an animal what would it be and why?

Bambi

1: Jamal Anderson, originator of the dirty bird.
2: Not worried
3: They are Chuck Barkley turrible.
4: Packers
5: Cheetah and because they are fast as shit.

Krack

1: N/A
2: N/A
3: N/A
4: N/A
5: N/A

K-Mart

1: Jim Harbaugh
2: Not worried, my team sucks as is.
3: Baaaaaad
4: Saints
5: I’d be one of those little monkeys that ride the dogs like a rodeo, cause that would be sweet.

Mahon

1: N/A
2: N/A
3: N/A
4: N/A
5: N/A

Dill

1: Trent Dilfer
2: Can’t be afraid, if you don’t have the depth it’s your own fault.
3: T-Bird could do a better job than these idiots.
4: Saints 6-0
5: Lion, dude. Anyone can get past a dog, nobody fucks with a Lion.

Beiber

1: Dnt got any… Big Ben still plays.
2: Worried about the bye weeks.
3: So bad… but watching the real refs now… I can’t tell the difference.
4: Packers
5: A Lion… no one fucks with a Lion.

Walter

1: Keyshawn Johnson
2: Not
3: Pretty fucking bad.
4: Packers.
5: Tropical Fish so I would swim in the Coral Reef all day.

Legend

1: Marshall Faulk or Emmit Smith
2: Not worried
3: Horrible
4: Packers
5: A bear because I am built like one and all I do is destroy people.

Nate

1: Barry Sanders
2: Not Afriad
3: Disgraceful
4: Packers
5: Probably a Grizzley Bear. With the amount of power, strength, and underrated agility, you can just run shit. Fearless.

Kurt

1: Bertie (I think he meant Bettis)
2: Everyone should be worried about bye weeks, it’s just a matter of how worried. In that sense, I’m not extremely worried because the emergence or should I say reemergence of Benson and Holmes gives my team some depth at two most valuable positions
3: The refs are bad, but their mistakes are being overblown Empire
4: Packers
5: A chimpanzee because I would start a chimpanzee fantasy football league to see how it goes.

Akoz

1: Fred Taylor
2: Not at all son.
3: They are pretty fucking bad, but people look for missed calls more than the reg refs, but I could do a better job ten deep.
4: Packers
5: A wolf because fear the wolf pack….snap.

Pat

1: Priest Holmes
2: I am afraid… for whoever plays me.
3: The refs are worse that Bambi’s Jahvid Best pick.
4: Packers
5: I would be a killer whale. It can kill a great white shark…

Staudt

1: Barry Sanders
2: Just week 8, I might have a bad time.
3: They are ridiculous, but I love some of the physical play they let slide.
4: Saints, ftw.
5: Sea Turtle. Those things have been tracked on one side of the world, then the other side of the world a week later. So, they travel the world, live until they are old as fuck, and get to party with the Kraken on a weekly basis. Lastly, they are bigger than one would think.

Crawford

1: Jerry Rice
2: Not worried
3: “They’re Awesome.” – Golden Tate
4: Packers
5: I would like to be a wolf so that me and my wolf buddies could go around the town causing all sorts of ruckus; stealing cars, making bomb threats, contracting aids then biting pedestrians. Real sick shit.

With all the favorite players listed I have to give a shout out to the recent topic of conversation, Sean Taylor.


Week 3 Power Ranks
Again, another shake up.


Image/Video of the Week: Replacement Ref’s get the Taiwanese Animation Treatment
via Reddit.

~Staudt

 

Fantasy Week 3

Well well well. This has been a very interesting week to say the least. We had Sweaty Balsagna go from the High with 169 to possibly a record low of 57. We had three huge trade’s that included the names Welker, Matthews, Green, Jackson, McGahee, and the number 3 (as in RG3). The defending champ, myself, is 0-2. Bambi is 2-0. And the first round of Divisional match-ups will come to an end this week.

I am also happy to see that most of you ended up filling out your trading block for others to go by.

VOTING ON TRADES
Aside from the trading block I encourage people to check the ESPN site at least once a week, preferably Thursday before the night game starts and vote on any trades that have been accepted. In the case that a trade may include players that are involved in the Thursday night game, the two teams can ask me to send out a text and get everyone’s vote so that I can process the trade in time for the game. The two day wait period for trades to process is simply used so that people have time to vote on the trade. I, as league manager, can see the number of votes for ‘Allow’ or ‘Veto’ but I cannot see who voted what. If, AT ANY POINT I see that a trade has 7 ‘Allow’ votes I will process the trade. With that being said, if, AT ANY POINT I see that a trade has 6 ‘Veto’ votes, I will cancel trade on the site, notify the league, and send the trade information to the Trade Panel to further review. They will get back to me within 24 hours with their decision and…. if it passes I will edit the team rosters without the two involved needing to go through the whole Send/Accept/Wait phase… if it fails I will do nothing, but either way I will send out a text notifying everyone of the result and will include the panels review in words on the next update(on my site) and also in the message board.

Anyways, this week we have the likes of Kenny and Justin for Kurt’s Interview, 5 Quick Questions, Power Rank, and the Weekly Photo/Video.

I also added a ‘Pick-Up Report’ section directly below the Deadlines.

Finally, I will be sending out a text to everyone regarding a league vote for next season.
Q: Should we pay out the highest scoring team for each week?
A) Yes: up the entrance fee by a buck or two each week (i.e. $16-32).
B) Yes: but leave the entrance fee where it is and take a percentage from that.
C) No: no weekly payout.
D) I have another idea.


Deadlines

Money Due: Monday October 15, 2012 (End of Week 6)

Trade Deadline: Wednesday November 7, 2012 (Noon)

Playoffs: Week 13, 14, 15&16

Year End Party: TBD


Pick-Up Report
As of 7:30PM on 20 September 2012
Lawrenceville United: 4
Revis and Butthead: 4
Suck My Ditka: 4
Sweaty BALSAGNA: 2
C[][]L BREES: 2
Krack: 1
Stuart Scott’s Eye: 1
No One RUns With My Bulls: 1
Discount Double Check: 1


Kurt’s Weekly Interview:

Kenny Martin (Monday NightShift) – @KamKenniff
Justin Crawford (Monday NightShift)

(Best pictures I could get)

(Ku)rt: After two weeks of play how are you feeling about your team? Specifically, your team has scored a good number of points in the first two weeks and you guys run out a solid starting lineup, but are you worried about your teams depth (seemingly due to significant injuries)?

(KJ): We feel good about our team and our chances this year. Any teams depth can be tested by injuries, we’re not too worried about that.

(Ku): I find your team interesting, so I am going to steal from the commissioner; five quick questions: Who scores more points this season, Mike Vick or Alex Smith?; Who scores more points Gronk or Graham?; Will Jackson miss more or less than 3 games? Will Demaryius be a top five receiver by years end? Will Ingram ever be productive, (i.e. more than 10 points per week)?

(KJ): Vick because of his rushing yards but both QB’s are solid. Flip a coin, I feel they’ll be fairly similar in output. He’ll miss two games this season, one because of a sore Achilles and a second because his dog will die. If Manning keeps looking his way then yes he will. He got 11 points last week, next question.

(Ku): You seem to be the main team that is taking advantage of the change to the flex position (adding the TE). Did you guys go into the draft with the intention of drafting two top tight ends or did the draft itself determine your decision of grabbing both Gronk and Graham?

(KJ): We had talked about how we’d take advantage of this if we had the chance but it wasn’t our top priority. The draft unfolded how it did and we just picked the players we felt would put up the most points.

(Ku): Many fantasy games are determined by small margins. With that in mind, I have noticed that most owners, including myself, don’t give a second thought to the kicker position, but there are a few kickers doing much better than many of the players that people are starting. Those few extra points could be the determining factor between a win and loss. So, what type of attention do you guys give to the kicker position (insignificant or not)? Explain.

(KJ): We just picked Hartley because he was a kicker on a high scoring team. We really don’t put too much thought into who’s racking up points at that position.

(Ku): Who wins each division and why? Where do you finish in your division and why? Who finishes with the best and worst records and why?

(KJ): Picking Revis and Butthead to win the Drugs division because of Megatron and Manning to Cruz connection. We’re picking Andrew and the boys from Balsagna to win the Sex division barring anymore two point games from that douche canoe Jay Cutler. We’re winning our division because we said so. M-Sides year will finish with the worst record due to the lack of production we think he’ll get from some of his players. As far as best record, that will be us. If you put a mic in anyone’s face and they name any team but their own as the best, Staudt should hand them their pink slip right then and there.

(Ku):Dual ownership is always an interesting thing to me. So, I have a couple questions regarding that subject:
How do you make decisions regarding trades, draft day and waiver pickup?

(KJ): We just put two of the greatest minds in fantasy football together and get shit done.

(Ku): Have you guys ever had a serious disagreement and how was it resolved? Be detailed as possible.

(KJ): We once got into a scuffle over who’d get the last mozzarella stick. We settled that dispute inside the octagon.

(Ku): Being dual owners must mean that you guys are pretty close buddies. I want you guys to reveal one thing about yourselves that the other would not know and then let us all know.

(Justin): Every third Wednesday of each month I lead an expedition into the Pacific Northwest to look for Bigfoot.

(Ken): I sold Whitney Houston her last 8ball… And snorted it with her.

(Ku): Post a picture, video or both that best characterizes, exemplifies or epitomizes the type of relationship that you two have (or the tandem that you are) as owners.

(KJ):

(Ku): Winners/losers? High score/low score?

(KJ):
Keef > Patrick
Michael > Walter & Mark
Andrew > Nathan
Kevin > Bricksquad
Jack > Kurt
Us > Dillon

High Score : Monday Nightshift
Low Score : M-Sides Year


5 Quick Questions
1: Beef, Chicken, or Fish?
2: Pats @ Ravens?
3: Favorite current TV show?
4: Player who is the most surprising after two weeks (good or bad)?
5: If your house is on fire and you can only grab one thing (no pets or humans), what do you grab and why?

Bambi

1: Chicken


2: Ravens
3: SportsCenter
4: RG3
5: My softball bag and because I’m trying to be the next Chris Conrad

Krack

1: N/A
2: N/A
3: N/A
4: N/A
5: N/A

K-Mart

1: Beef
2: Ravens
3: The Walking Dead
4: D. Thomas
5: PS3, probably because it’s the most expensive thing I own.

Mahon

1: Fish
2: Pats
3: Parenthood
4: RG3, not surprised he’s doing good but surprised he’s the number 1 QB
5: My “mother nature dream child” I bought at the hoover dam. It said it was made by Indians. Probably really made in China. regardless of it’s origin, it is my lucky charm.

Dill

1: STEAK! (Beef)
2: Pats
3: Good Morning America
4: CJ Spiller
5: My dads American Flag and my Inspector Gadget Action Figure because I could never get them back, everything else is replaceable.

Beiber

1: Beef
2: Pats
3: Walking Dead
4: C.J. Spiller
5: My car keys so I have somewhere to sleep since my house burnt down.

Walter

1: Chicken
2: Pats
3: MNF
4: RG3
5: All my fitted’s because each one has sentimental value.

Legend

1: Chicken
2: Ravens
3: Big Bang Theory
4: David Wilson Bad
5: PS3, it’s a life saver.

Nate

1: Beef if I must choose
2: Pats
3: First 48
4: CJnoK
5: Mu lucky rabbits foot. Maybe it would save my season 🙂

Kurt

1: Fish
2: Ravens
3: Boardwalk Empire
4: Chris Johnson
5: iPhone because it’s the most expensive thing I own and I could use it to buy some of my other stuff back.

Akoz

1: Chicken Beef
2: Pats
3: Walking Dead, but if you mean currently airing, The Voice.
4: Gotta say RG3
5: I would grab either my Jingle Jugs or Deodorant.

Pat

1: Beef
2: Pats
3: Breaking Bad
4: CJ Spiller and RGiii
5: I would grab a fire extinguisher and some my stuff!

Staudt

1: Fish
2: Ravens
3: Boardwalk Empire
4: CJ(wishes he played like Spiller) and DaMn I Can’t run the ball. Yeah, DMC had 13 catches in week 1, but they have 1.1 and 2.1 YPC respectively. That’s 45 carries for a grand total of 75 yards combined. Ohh, and no TD’s either.
5: One thing? iPod case.

Crawford

1: Beef
2: Ravens
3: The Walking Dead
4: Danny Amendola can go fuck himself
5: A fire extinguisher, I would then proceed to put out the fire like a responsible adult.

Week 2 Power Ranks
What a big shake-up from last week. I added in a column for the differences from the previous week.


Image/Video of the Week: Hoodie Guy Videobombs Smith and Crabtree after Sunday Night Game

~Staudt

 

Pre-Season Update

First and foremost I would like to thank everyone for a very successful and speedy draft. Everyone was just about on time, everyone except Shane made it in dress code, and this is the most people I have ever had that fully paid on draft day. Secondly, as you have noticed I will be doing the weekly updates on my own site from now on. I decided to buy my own site and do my best to maintain it, not just for fantasy but for other topics as well.  I will notify everyone when the updates are ready or if I make any changes. Also, Eventually I want to create an archive section where you can access weekly updates from previous seasons. On the ESPN site we will still use the message board, but feel free to port reply’s on my site when it has to do with my update.

Anyways, in this weeks update, like usual, I plan on giving an overall look into the season as far as deadlines, voting, and any new changes are concerned. I would like to also still have an interview or something to that effect each week, but I am not sure if this week will have that. I have my power ranks and 5 Quick Questions. Moving on…


Deadlines

Money Due: Monday October 15, 2012 (End of Week 6)

Trade Deadline: Wednesday November 7, 2012 (Noon)

Playoffs: Week 13, 14, 15&16

Year End Party: TBD


Rule Changes and Voting

There have been two rule changes that I have mentioned before and everyone should be aware of at this moment.
Th first, being that the WR/RB slot is now a FLEX and a TE can be played.
The second, when I trade is vetoed by the league it will go to a 3 person panel. The panel will consist of three active and knowledgeable fantasy players. They will be given each team roster, the scoring system, and the standings. They will not be given the name of who is involved, just team A and team B. The will vote if it should hold up and is fair trade. Trading will be difficult to do because, although it may seem unfair, people view players differently. So, this is the best way I know how to handle it until something better comes up.

As for this year’s voting…
We only voted on two things. Caleb and Nate won best dressed giving them an extra free pickup. The other was if we should use one defensive player from the team you own and the vote was NO. So, expect no changes next year from this years formula.


5 Quick Questions
1: Team Captain
2: Own Team Sleeper
3: Player you wanted but didn’t get
4: Favorite to win it all (besides self)
5: Rich or Good Looking. Explain.

Bambi

1: Boldin 2: Jacquizz 3: Marshall 4: Krack or Mahon 5: “Rich, I’ll buy a sexy mail order bride or stripper from the Cricket.”

Krack

1: Stafford 2: Hernandez 3: “Quizz Rodgers is going to be a stud this year” 4: “I think Staudt, Mahon, and Pat all have good teams this year.” 5: “Rich, cause I hate working more than anything in da world.”

K-Mart

1: Gronk 2: Hilman 3: Mcoy 4: Nate 5: “Rich, so I would have all the shit Richie Rich has.”

Mahon

1: Gates 2: Stokley 3: Decker 4: Staurt Scott’s Eye 5: “Good Looking, I don’t think I could handle being rich and the cocaine habit that comes along with it. I mean, too much sugar and caffeine gets me all hyped up and I look at a 5 hour energy once and thought my heart was going to explode. I know what you’re saying, ‘but John, you don’t have to jam copious amounts of coke into your nostrils if you’re rich.’ My argument against that is to look at Hollywood, they do a lot of coke on the reg.”

Dill

1: Rivers 2: Britt 3: Gronk 4: Discount Double Check 5: “Good Looking, and I would use those good looks to get with a very hot and successful business woman and just live off her.”

Beiber

1: Rodgers 2: Blackmon 3: “CJ, we had a shot but couldn’t pass up on Rodgers.” 4: Hairy Balsagna 5: “Rich, money buys anything.”

Walter

1: Rodgers 2: Luck 3: Bush 4: Krack (Bricksquad) 5: “Rich, it don’t matter wat u look  like bitches will cum in more ways than one.”

Legend

1: Calvin 2: “David Wilson or Ashton Jeffery” 3: Doug Martin 4: Krack 5: “I am already good looking, so rich. So I can buy my Nissan Skyline.”

Nate

1: Peyton 2: Malcolm 3: Calvin 4: Schaefers 5: “I am already good looking and there is repercussions. If I was rich there wouldn’t be the same repercussions so I’d be able to do anything.”

Kurt

1: Brees 2: Heyward-Bey 3: Harvin and Marshall 4: Mahon 5: “I would rather be rich because I could afford high end prostitutes and top end escort services. Therefore I wouldn’t need looks.”

Akoz

1: BJGE 2: Dwyer 3: David Wilson 4: Shane 5: “Rich because I am already stunningly handsome and it hasn’t gotten me very far.”

Pat

1: Fitz 2: Leshoure 3: “I really wanted Jahvid Best in the 6th round, but Bambi beat me to it.” 4: Lawrenceville United 5: “I would rather win Staudt’s Fantasy Football 2012 than be rich or good looking.”

Staudt

1: Brady 2: Titus Young 3: Amendola 4: MSide 5: “Rich, It makes way too much sense. If I have the money, I throw the party.”

Crawford

1: S-Jax 2: Hillman 3: Barlow (Apparently he is still retired 4: Bricksquad 5: “I’d rather be rich so that I could redistribute my money into inner cities and give today’s youth the hope for a brighter tomorrow. Sike, I’d wanna be just rich enough to buy Bahama Breeze and fire @therealmarkbeiber.”

Post-Draft-Pre-Season Power Ranks
This year I did something a little similar to last year. I ranked each of the following categories from 1-12 added them and diveded by three… (ESPN Projected Team points for the year) + (Matthew Berry’s Draft Grade, which is a new thing ESPN has for the commish to share) + (Fantasy SP Team rank) / 3 = Rank. Click the picture to see the full size.

Post-Draft-Pre-Season Ranks

That is all for now but I might try and upload a interview for this week.
~Staudt
 

 

Pre-Season Preview

This is just a test post at the moment and will be finished for the first game on Thursday. I will have a draft recap, voting recap, preseason rankings, interview with someone, and 5 quick questions from everyone. Thanks to lot 17 for hosting the draft and everyone showing up on time and ready to draft. Until Thursday…